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Sleeping through miracles

Who needs an URL anyhow?

Transmedia

That magical little tablet

The complications of making coffee

How your website can be in two places at once

Masterpieces created by sheer volume

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Riding the commute route on Saturday

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Perfect Secretary's pitch for @Adbroad (and the Youtube API)

The Emotions of Text

The Shorty Awards Scandal -- Manual Spam is still Spam

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Helen Klein Ross & Michael Bissell Interview at Adweek's Social Media Strategies Conference

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Ranting about Portland Drivers

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Building the LOST: The Final Season Sweepstakes

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Random Censorship with Google Adwords

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Adweek Social Media Twitter for Brands Presentation

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Generational Marketing is a Myth (or Who's your Daddy?)

Social Media is Just the Way We Use the Internet

Twitter Followers Don't Matter (ask the porn sites)

The Internet is Gooder than Books

Sometimes you don't want your campaign to go viral

Best Twitter Branding Campaign

A Good Explosive Recipe and other found knowledge online

Like flies to crap, Spammy Twitter Followers don't really go away

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iPhone SMS Security Hole

How Flipmytweet works

Cell Phones as Microscopes

Markie's Birthday

Digg is not the Hijacker -- You Are

Steve Ballmer -- the walking dead?

Twitter as an open mic poetry reading

Automatic Social [un]Awareness

New York, New York

First splash for United Against Malaria

New Media/Old Media and the CLIO Awards

Interview at SXSW: Mad Men Twitter And Tracking

Saturday Yard Work

We've got an App for that -- it's called the Web

Made it to SXSW in Austin

What is Conquent?

The trouble with Wordpress and other templates

Wayward Words with Baggage

Speaking at SXSW March 17th

The fleeting Memory of the Internet

It's okay to say 'I don't know'

Good Morning America, now Go Fight Traffic

More surreality in Portland

Nike Takes Over Conquent

Facebook owns this title

Excuses, excuses

A little on Social Media

Feeding on Content

Attack of the Bots

Irish Music in Oregon City

Landing on an Aircraft Carrier

Got Curry? And some bizarre art?

Web 1.0

Random Music and Random Life in Portland

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump

Flight Simulator

Cold night, hot fire, happy cat

Net Neutrality

Walking to work in the snow

A window into Moreland of the Past

Getting clever with data feeds

Big and Little Beirut

The Other Credit Crisis

The Broadband Inauguration

T-Mobile owns Magenta and Other Patent Stories

The Risk-takers, Doers and Makers of Things

The noise of 20,000+ Twitter Followers

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My trip to DC so far

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The Very Model of a Modern Major General

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The Death of your Soul: Microsoft Songsmith

Creative Development or Developing Creatively?

Race to Witch Mountain

The Myth of Wikipedia (or the Wiki-1400)

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Old School Web Design Still Works

Domain Squatting

Christmas Fire

Green Chri$tma$

QA 101

Portland Snow

Get some return on that web traffic

I think they have a backup...

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The [un]importance of statistics

Don't be a tool of viral marketing

CAT Scan!

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Emails, discussions, blogs, wiki and web content

Ironic Injury

On the Santa Monica Pier

You Designed for Print First

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You figured .biz, .info, .us would work fine

What's after the Integrated Circuit?

Intelligent life is out there (but it's bugger all down here on earth)

Subject Matter Experts Talking Other Subject Matter

The Totalitarian Regime of Apple

Oversimplifying how people work

crowdSPRING

Traditional agencies vs. the 'new model'

Creative Services for the New World

Reverse Anthropomorphism

The End of Time

Oil prices and birdsong

Watching Starship Troopers AGAIN!

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Lessons Learned From Apple

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Accidentally Drunk in Portland

Al Gore the Winner

Intelligent life is out there (but it’s bugger all down here on earth)

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Trip to Nostalgia Land

I am such an idiot

Long day of travel

Miami -- as far from Portland as you can go in the US

Inverse Peter Principle

Random Knowledge

I'm fascinated with modern plumbing

Leaving Seattle (or why you should keep your ticket close)

On the Rails

The Hive

 
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Riding the commute route on Saturday

2010-02-06 11:04:41
Shortcut URL: http://t.conquent.com/d800

I have two options if I want to ride my bike to work -- go straight up a hill through the cemetery or head down the Springwater trail and go through downtown. Seeing as my muscles just don't wake up as quickly as they once did, I usually take the longer route through downtown so my legs don't explode when I get to the hill.

It's a nice ride down the trail in the morning -- some joggers, a few bikes in the other direction and an occasional bike to pass in the same direction. I can look at the wetlands, maybe see the eagles circling, and basically just ride.

Not so when I take the same route on a Saturday morning.

Let's start with the marathon trainers. Apparently the way to train for a marathon is to join a group... a BIG group. I'm talking 20-30 people running in an amoebic mass, chatting with each other, and not really aware that there might be 230 lbs. of man and steel hurtling towards them. Only thing worse than one of these blobs is two blobs going in both directions -- it's like sheep blocking an Irish road, only without the charm.

Then we've got the weekend warrior riders who fall into two categories of danger at the same time -- too fast and too slow. I'm not in any kind of decent riding shape, but I know what my pace is, and while I hate someone being ahead of me who I can't quite catch, if I pass them, they stay passed. But there are these pseudo-hotshots on the trail who push past me, and then slow down. I have to wonder if these are the same guys who do that to me in their cars...

Of course the other too slow category isn't people who just ride slower than me, it's people who meander all over the trail. It's bad enough when I come up behind them and ring my bell a dozen times but then I have to yell "On your left! Um... your right... Never mind, right between the two of you..." But the people coming in the other direction, riding side by side, sort of, and looking everywhere but the direction they're going are just asking for a head-on collision.

I have to say for the record that don't mind the families with the tykes on bykes that much. Sure, it's annoying for me to have slow down, but it's nice to see a family out doing something together. I don't like seeing Dad without a helmet, but I always slow down, ring my bell, pass carefully and say "excuse me" as I go by.

It's not their fault I'm riding like a maniac on a Saturday...

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John Bissell: Re: Riding the commute route on Saturday
2010-02-06 14:48:33

I rarely will ride the trail on weekends. You've named the reasons. It's often safer to play in traffic.


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